Fade up from Black

on small Sony B/W TV set.

BUBBLE HEADED BLEACH BLONDE is reading the news.

At the bottom of the screen it gives the date as Monday September 9. 1978.

 

BHBB:

Jason Lear, the self titled, King of Porn is believed to have suffered a heart attack this morning. The Leer organization, always secretive, has not released a statement but ambulances were seen rushing to the Hombly Hills mansion at six O'clock this morning.

 

 

 

EXT. LEER MANSION, DAY.

A Cadillac is parked before the door.

 

BHBB (V.O.):

Lear as you may know owns a series of night clubs, a film productions company and the flagship of the organization, Leer magazine.

 

 

 

 

INT. KING'S BEDROOM, CONT.

CU Stethoscope on KING'S chest

PULL OUT

 

The Doctor is reaching over two naked girls to listen to KING's heart.

KING is in his huge bed of silk with four naked girls. (We'll see some of these girls later as pinups/centerfolds.)

Satisfied the doctor stands up.

One of the girls, DB, gently grabs the stethoscope and tugs on it until the doctor gives it to her.

She then listens to her own ample chest and that of the girl beside her.

 

 

DOCTOR:

Sound as the dollar.

 

CORDELIA: (Worried)

But, but he looked ...

 

DOCTOR:

Well he's fine now.

You should expect him to live another hundred years.

 

 

CORDELIA smiles, relieved.

 

KING:

Now, none of that.

I'll have no false flattery.

I've had a narrow escape and it has only strengthened my resolve to carry forth as planned.

 

 

King hugs a girl with huge breasts so that her breasts are right in his face.

DB has decided to see what his penis sounds like under the covers.

 

CORDELIA:

King, I wish you would reconsider-

 

KING:

Reconsider?

Never, I am as permanent as the moon.

 

 

TV SHOW

 

BHBB:

When questioned about her father's health youngest Daughter Cordelia Lear said,

 

 

 

EXT. LEER PLAZA,DAY.

The CAMERAMAN has cornered CORDELIA, (Wearing a light gray suit, such as she wears through out the story.) as she is entering the offices.

 

 

 

CORDELIA:

My father's still with us and it is my fervent hope that he never dies.

 

 

 

 

 

TV SHOW

 

BHBB:

When asked about the persistent rumors of connections between pornography and organized crime Ms. Lear answered,

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXT. LEER PLAZA, CONT.

 

CORDELIA:

My father is a businessman.

Engaged in a business that the people of California chose to make legal but which the persons elected to govern the state have seen fit to vilify.

 

 

TV SHOW

 

BHBB:

You might remember that Ms. Lear, the youngest of three Lear daughters, has been the most active in running her father's businesses. She has managed the day to day activities of LEER magazine for five years, while her sisters have chosen to enjoy their father's fortunes.

 

 

 

FLASH

Regan and Gloria at separate Nightclub bacchanals where they are the centers of attention

(Both women wear revealing if more expensive gowns then King's retinue).

 

 

FADE TO

 

 

 

EXT. LEER BLDG, DAY.

The name LEER is written on the side of the building in steel letters twelve feet tall.

 

 

 

FADE to

 

Click here for Act One, Part One

 

Lessley Ann Down HOT!!!Andy Kaufman, Funny DorkAnn MArgaret and Baked Beans

Arnie before he was famousCheryl Tiegs, just being natural

Fleetwood Mac when they got alongBarbi Benton at MansionPG costuming in the 70sTwo incredible voicesWorking on Rod Stewart's careerSoon to be the symbol of FranceCelbrity family transitions into new valuesWe have no idea what her talent was

 

 

 

LEER

   
 
 
   

 

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2003