Web TV and the things we didn't order.

Help! Its latex and I can't sit down!

Well at least nobody will recognize me in these fake boobs.

(Forget the boobs, look at that hair!)

"Yeah, I wouldn't want to be recognized in that outfit either."

"Just arrest her now and get it over with."

"Oh, my god! I've got to buy it.

I mean, it hides everything I want to see and shows me everything I can see,

anywhere."

I'm Claudia and my boobs are about to explode.