..........WARNING!

....Alarms Bells Whistles

.................................(sorry, we're too cheap underfunded to buy shockwave.)

....Stand away from that keyboard Will Robinson.

....If you don't know who Will Robinson is then you are probably too young to continue reading this story (or you might have better things to do).

....At this point we are legally obliged to tell you that things might get a little frisky from here on out. And if you're too young to be frisked or live in a community where they don't allow that type of thing then you better not find out what whe're talking about. But if you're a normal red blooded human with an ounce of courage then proceed.

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